“Just taper off, smoke only after sex!”
“…I never wear underwear!”
Blanche: Sophia, we’re innocent!
Sophia: I know that! I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you!
Sophia: Hey, uh, P-feiffer, how would you like a punch in your p-face?
Dorothy: Well I’m off. If you need something to keep you occupied tonight, Rose, why don’t you take out a good book and see if you can find Waldo?
Rose: I’ve never liked her.
Blanche: “….with just enough water to cover my perky bosoms…”
Sophia: “You’re only gonna sit in an inch of water?”