June 2012
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finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
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I asked for money and my mom gave me her card
I can’t buy drugs with this
catholicfather:
this wont make ur blog ugly.. reblog if u have a lung
mnastynastynasty:
When someone calls me ugly i get super sad and hug them, because i know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
vocaroo:
i’m so white it physically hurts sometimes
m4nduh:
riptide-:
optimesstic:
seh jumoed like a friggincattwhaatsgcyudgveufv
OMG I PISS MY PANTS EVERYTIME ALKSJDFLKJASDFLKJASF
omfg this was so funny. i cant even
instagrampa:
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
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May 2012
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blowhan:
please tell me one of you loved these bitches as much as i did
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Know your lines and don’t bump into the furniture.
– Spencer Tracy (via vanceinla)
adamsackler:
“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
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Good Lord!
Lana Del Ray A.K.A. Lizzy Grant is so good! I don’t understand why this is the first time I’m listening to it! If you’ve never heard it, do it now. Lana’s going to re-release it this summer.
chrisevansbooty:
omfg i just opened itunes and SOMEONE DID THIS TO MY 1D PLAYLIST
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what if the bottom scroll on cnn read like how...
irenigg:
kingjaffejoffer:
irenigg:
“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”
“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”
“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”
“Newt ‘n nem still trippin bout the unemployment rate, tombout Obama failing”
“3 climbers found dead at the base of everest. ion...
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anrdew:
nicolascagefanblog:
my smoke detector just started ringing for no reason this feels like
paranormal activia
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