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finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
I asked for money and my mom gave me her card I can’t buy drugs with this
catholicfather: this wont make ur blog ugly.. reblog if u have a lung
mnastynastynasty: When someone calls me ugly i get super sad and hug them, because i know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
vocaroo: i’m so white it physically hurts sometimes
m4nduh: riptide-: optimesstic: seh jumoed like a friggincattwhaatsgcyudgveufv OMG I PISS MY PANTS EVERYTIME ALKSJDFLKJASDFLKJASF omfg this was so funny. i cant even
instagrampa: how to excite a large crowd of white people: play don’t stop believin’ by journey
blowhan: please tell me one of you loved these bitches as much as i did
Know your lines and don’t bump into the furniture.– Spencer Tracy (via vanceinla)
adamsackler: “fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
Lana Del Ray A.K.A. Lizzy Grant is so good! I don’t understand why this is the first time I’m listening to it! If you’ve never heard it, do it now. Lana’s going to re-release it this summer.
chrisevansbooty: omfg i just opened itunes and SOMEONE DID THIS TO MY 1D PLAYLIST
what if the bottom scroll on cnn read like how...
irenigg: kingjaffejoffer: irenigg: “shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..” “gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there” “a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls” “Newt ‘n nem still trippin bout the unemployment rate, tombout Obama failing” “3 climbers found dead at the base of everest. ion...
anrdew: nicolascagefanblog: my smoke detector just started ringing for no reason this feels like paranormal activia