Sort of Bummed.
So all I’ve done is slept and ate. I think I’m just having one of those days.
tsarcasm: if jenna marbles and dane cook had a baby together, would anyone ever laugh again?
Anyone know where I can get some KKK themed Valentines?
but why: ninthleveldruid: Alright ladies, I didn’t... →
ninthleveldruid: Alright ladies, I didn’t think this was a subject that needed addressing, but apparently, it does. If you are a big girl, and I’m talking BIG girl, like 250+ you need to make a little bit more of an effort when you buy clothes. You need to make some conscious decisions about…
Party and I wasn't invited?
ooking glamorous with the wind.
wowfunniestposts: Expectation: Reality: Follow this blog and laugh some more
alexjmitchell asked: You are so fucking adorable! :D
latenightadultery: I don’t think there’s any bad mood that can’t be cured by Jessie J’s Domino.
I am 100% percent original and everything I do is a completely new concept.– Things Lady Gaga never said (via mrtresfierce)
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
wowfunniestposts: Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected. Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in photos...
niggermom: im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me