February 2012
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timetostartlovingoral replied to your post: Cleaning then going on a run.
omg daniel. you know running right before you have to try something on is bad because the shock from your feet hitting the ground makes your body bloated
I’m just going to jog then.
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Cleaning then going on a run.
Why? Because I’m a strong black powerful woman, who happened to have a little trouble fitting into his dress for the show last night.
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There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love with it.
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Anonymous asked: if you were in love with someone, would you rather they break up with you first, or cheat on you?
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pallettownhardcore:
I’d be the perfect boyfriend, boys are just dumb.
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Anonymous asked: cum on my tits and call me lucille.
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Someone tagged Amy Winehouse in a picture of Amy Poehler.
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Set my body on fire with questions →
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Why does everyone have a boyfriend but me?
nickgoesgaga:
Why.
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Anonymous asked: Dear person I like,
This would be a good chance to let somethings out....
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone* (you pick),
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
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